Frankly, I don't need a perfectly chiseled, 6'3" model with sex appeal oozing out of every inch of their body hanging on your arm to make myself look good. Instead, I just go buy myself a flashy brand new watch and complimenting silver detailed bracelets all from Tateossian to make as my arm candy, ...

It only took a trip to New York City, a three month waiting list and a slap in the face by Canadian customs with a tariff charge so LARGE that it hurts to calculate how much this bag costed me in the end. . . but it's finally mine and I am going to parade around town, as much as I please like a ...