Frankly, I don’t need a perfectly chiseled, 6’3″ model with sex appeal oozing out of every inch of their body hanging on your arm to make myself look good. Instead, I just go buy myself a flashy brand new watch and complimenting silver detailed bracelets all from Tateossian to make as my arm candy, which is perfect because I never have to worry about it talking back or it cheating on me. Hoorah!
Merry Christmas to myself.
